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Ryan / 18 / NJ
"It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything."

Today, in between classes, I went down to the pharmacy to pick up a birthday card for Cait. It was closed, so I thought I’d look in the Korean store because I know that in the back section, next to all those pirated Bruce Lee movies they’re selling, they’ve got all this weird birthday shit that makes absolutely no sense. Anyways, all they had was a balloon that said “Congrats, it’s a boy!”, so on the way out, I noticed this little book lying all by itself on top of a bunch of stacked coke bottles. It the word “ERECTION” in all caps in bubble font and a picture of an innocent teddy bear right above it. I looked through the book and it’s just a writing book to practice writing. I just can’t get over the fact that they put the word “erection” in all caps on the front of the book for no reason at all… And the makers of the book being “Ding Dang” just make this funnier for some reason. Oh, and in the background of the picture, if you notice, there’s a picture of some woman in lingerie and then right next to it - BAM. JESUS. staring right at you. What does this all mean? Ugh.

Today, in between classes, I went down to the pharmacy to pick up a birthday card for Cait. It was closed, so I thought I’d look in the Korean store because I know that in the back section, next to all those pirated Bruce Lee movies they’re selling, they’ve got all this weird birthday shit that makes absolutely no sense. Anyways, all they had was a balloon that said “Congrats, it’s a boy!”, so on the way out, I noticed this little book lying all by itself on top of a bunch of stacked coke bottles. It the word “ERECTION” in all caps in bubble font and a picture of an innocent teddy bear right above it. I looked through the book and it’s just a writing book to practice writing. I just can’t get over the fact that they put the word “erection” in all caps on the front of the book for no reason at all… And the makers of the book being “Ding Dang” just make this funnier for some reason. Oh, and in the background of the picture, if you notice, there’s a picture of some woman in lingerie and then right next to it - BAM. JESUS. staring right at you. What does this all mean? Ugh.


  1. nicksahler said: Now I know where to look for gifts in the case I can’t find any.
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